Why does everyone insist on asking that and what would they do if I gave them a real answer, I thought to myself, then I tried it.
“Well, where do I start?”
“He’s hung like a bull. I mean a bull with a massive hard on, not the kind of Pamplona Running type of bull that’s scared and charging with a soft hang but the kind that just found out there’s a new heifer in the pasture on a lazy day during rutting season.”
Yeah, that’s how he is.